Obama Jeopardizes Alien Treaty

                                               Obama Jeopardizes Alien Treaty
                                          As published in Weekly World News
Eyewitnesses are worried that Obama will change the “Weapons Trade for Abductions” treaty with our alien visitors. For those who are unaware the treaty is one made with the aliens saying that for every advanced technology weapon the aliens provide America with in return the visitors are given a number of humans that they may abduct.
Worry starts when word escaped about ‘Project Blue Book’. This is a series of systematic studies done of the unidentified flying objects, known as aliens or UFOs, which was started in 1952. In it there are not only records of abductions and sightings that have leaked into the public’s knowing, but also information about the UFOs for the presidents use in communication. However, when president Obama takes office the fear begins. This book has lasted for over fifty years and time has come to halt the research and information added. With the halt this leads people to worry about the biggest treaty that exists in side this book, the “Weapons Trade for Abductions” treaty.
Now the question arises about the truth behind this story. I came prepared for the fights that would start. Out of a poll I took about 90 people out of 100 claimed they did in fact believe in ‘aliens’. Of those quite a few brought up the idea of Area 51 being the meeting grounds where negotiations are made and even more claimed they felt this treaty was part of ‘project Blue Book’.
When interviewed I asked Cyrin what she felt about the UFOs and ‘Project Blue Book’. She said “[it had to be] something consistent with the ‘Project Blue Book’ files”. Then when she was asked what she thought would happen if this treaty no longer existed she had to say, “I believe that they make observations and plans for future inhabitance”.
Then when Kory was asked about her beliefs on the treaty and if it had existed she replied with a very valid explanation. She told us that “As an enthusiast of alien life forms, I have heard many theories as to accounts of alien abductions. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've heard that many people were abducted in the middle of the 20th century. That can be explained as the government really wanted the technology for future wars with the Soviet Union, so they allowed a higher number of abductions during this time period. Perhaps the government suggested to them to abduct people in less populated areas, giving higher chances of the public to suspect them as crazy farmers or rednecks.”
There is also fear that the ending of the treaty would force the UFOs to abduct twice as many people as before. This information was given by Dakota as he clearly explained “The aliens need humans to keep reproducing”. Theory is our DNA is needed to create more of their kind just as the myth of vampires needing to bite a human to keep their population growing. A logical and good theory, but one we can’t confirm.
So will Obama cause the end of America by ending our peace treaty with quite possibly the most advanced creatures in existence? Are the UFOs planning to inhabit Earth by converting all human kind into their own species? Are the rednecks and farmers really that crazy? Here is to praying that our peace treaty lives on, lives on with America.