The evils of Girl Scouts

In todays modern day world, life in the cities is full of wondrous restaurants filled with delicious dinners of all kinds to fit any man or womans diet. However, when it comes to desserts, things change. If the people of the city want cake or ice cream, then, they can easily get some, but if its cookies that their diet craves, thats where the trouble begins.

See, in modern day life all scrumptious and delicious cookies are under the control of the group whom go by the name of " The Girl Scouts ". This group is made up of mostly girls who make the cookies in order to sell them to the public for a major profit. Their leader, Girl Scout leader number one, is Sadie. He, yes he is the one who controls this diabolical group along with his best friend, Girl Scout leader number one and one half, Madd. Together Sadie and Madd enslaved others to make and sell wonderful cookies at an incredibly jacked up price. These horridly high prices have left the world, the people of the world, with the lesser, more displeasing cookies.

As time went on, Leader Sadie and Madd recruited innocent little girls to help sell the overpriced, yet oh-so-delicious cookies. The evil leaders thought the children's innocence would force many people to fork over all their money. Yes, these girls started out innocent, but before they were entrusted with the task of selling the cookies the girls were sent to ' Camp ' where they were taught a plethora of ninja moves, assigned special green uniforms to help blend into lawns or bushes in the people of the cities front yards and other evil tricks. Each trick awarded with a secretive badge that went on a sash or vest to show how well trained they were.

So, many years passed and the leaders Sadie and Madd had become quite rich. They wallowed in their wealth by going out to expensive restaurants to buy all the Fancy Catsupie and such. While the leaders rolled about in their money, the people of the world frowned at their lack of cash.

This, my friends, THIS is where Albel comes in. Now Albel was one of the sexiest, handsome and all around dashing man on the planet Earth. Some could even argue that he was the best looking ever to have hit the universe. Despite his slim body Albel was secretly the strongest man alive for he was easily able to lift a car above his head with a single hand. Strong as Albel was he often preferred to use a glorious, golden-handled katana. The blade was made up of titanium coated in liquid diamond to ward off the toughest of enemy's.

This blades beauty could only be surpassed by Albel's secret skill, his wings. On Albel's back sat a glorious set of radiantly golden wings that made sunlight bounce and shimmer from each feather. It so happened that this man loved cookies and only the best could please his appetite. The best, of course, being the Girl Scout cookies.

Now Albel was a smart man and saw through Sadie and Madd's evil plan to gain fame and fortune through the high prices of the cookies. He knew that no man was neither strong enough nor brave enough to challenge these fiends, so he would take it upon himself to do so. But! Such a feat would be difficult, even for one such as Albel. This meant only one thing, He'd have to call upon the help of his loyal friend, Pratley.

Pratley was a rather tall man, slender in build. He had long and beautiful silver hair that glimmered luminescently like the moon, this was kept tied back for it was a nuisance otherwise. No, he was not strong like Albel was, but he had exceptional thinking skills, able to solve seemingly every problem and obstacle thrown at him. The odd thing was, he carried a mysterious shoe box around with him. No one could quite figure out why though.

So together Albel and Pratley worked on figuring out where Madd and Sadie were hiding their factory for making cookies. In time Pratley pulled through by finding a pinpoint location. Knowing where the evil fiends hid Albel and Pratley took a plane to Sadie and Madd's evil home base in the hidden leaf village. The cold bitter winds bit at Pratley's face, but it wasn't in his nature to back down from anything. Albel himself had no problem with the cold winds due to being raised in a frozen world most his life.

After a long travel through the snow Albel and Pratley arrived at the iron storage building that was used to make and hold all the cookies. The building was a good few stories tall with large double door to allow trucks to pick up boxes of cookies. Unfortunately, the doors were heavily guarded by girl scouts armed with weapons. Up on what looked like the second story were small windows thats only purpose was to let the ominous light from inside drip out. Thanks to Pratley's cleaver work, Albel knew they would find Sadie and Madd here.

The heavily guarded doors were out of the question. Neither of the two wanted to risk getting caught this early. That only left the windows. Not a problem for Albel, he had his golden wings and was able to fly not only himself, but Pratley as well up to a window where they quietly slipped inside on the seventh story.

Inside the walls were covered up to the ceiling with shelves of cookies and baking items. Good thing too or else the two wouldn't have had anything to hide on. Albel wasn't interested in the items, it was the leaders he was after. Quietly the two sneaked down lower so as to get a better gander at what looked like Sadie.

Sadie it was and he sat on a black throne made of skulls that had been sewn together by the tendons of angels. Though he was short in stature, he had a vicious black aura about him that could shatter the will of any normal person. Next to him sat his evil minion, Madd, of whom sat upon a pile of multicolored pointy chopsticks. Madd was short as well, but in what height he lacked he brought back up with the top hat that he wore on top of his head. Oddly enough he had short messy pink hair that prevented anyone from seeing his cold eyes full of only suffering and death. They made it obvious that they were leaders what with Sadie wearing seven sashes filled with countless numbers of badges. Albel squinted to see that the badges the sashes held were for things such as 'Hurtful acts upon various small animals' ( Such as a squirrel ) and both 'Individual and group destruction of cities'. This was only to name a few.

In front of them were blood-red chef hats making the cookies with their snowman like demon hands. It was the fact that they lacked a stomach that the leaders trusted these creatures. But one could say that the blood-red color did match the interior.

Albel would have liked to inspect his area a bit more, but it was at that moment when Sadie, sitting upon his morbid throne, gave a wide and manacle grin upon his face.

" I knew someone had to come eventually," He said with a glimmer in his eye, like this was all just a game. "But never did I expect one such as you Albel."

Albel's hand lay at rest upon the hilt of his katana ready for anything the two might throw at them. Pratley beside him, glared at the insane leaders of the Girl Scouts.

"I take it you're not here for pretty small talk," Sadie commented, observing Albel's battle-ready stance. He kept eye contact to distract them while slowly he stuck his hand inside a bag by his throne. With the flick of his hand Albel and Pratley were bombarded with a number of Trefoil flash bombs. Albel and Pratley flew off the shelf they were hiding on and sprang into action. Albel drew his katana from its sheath as Pratley dodge rolled to the left clutching the shoe box close to his body. Albel stumbled backwards, rubbing his now half-blinded eyes, the katana resting by his feet.

Madd saw his chance and made a dash towards the distracted hero, removing his top hat from his head and reaching a hand inside to pull out a handful of Samoa bombs and Lemon Pastry Creme tear gas. He threw these at Albel and they exploded into a mass of eye stinging crumbs, showering him with the tidbits of the cookie bombs. Albel yelled out in annoyance at this and tried to hastily wipe the crumbs from himself as well as avoid contact with the tear gas. This proved successful and his vision was returning from the flash bomb Trefoil. He could now vaguely make out a shape running towards him, though he couldn't tell who it was.

It was Madd who lawled at his pain while spinning around to plant a round house kick to the side of Albel's face. This shocked the hero and he tried to counter with his clawed hand, but it hit nothing. Poor Albel stumbled around helplessly rubbing his eyes.

On the other side of the room Pratley noticed Albel's katana lying on the floor. He saw that Albel had made his way clear across the room to fight with Madd leaving his weapon free to do anyones bidding. Sadie followed the mans gaze and instantly knew his intentions. A wide grimace found its way to his face and he reached into the bag, his hand returning with a box of Thin Mint ninja throwing stars. He removed a single cookie from the box and examined it, turning the cookie in his fingers all the while chuckling silently to himself. He brought his head back up to see the floor of the grand room once again. Pratley was already over halfway to Albel's weapon, that would never do. With one swift movement of his arm, Sadie sent the Thin Mint flying towards the man causing him to stop dead in his tracks as the cookie grazed the air directly in front of his nose. Pratley snapped his head in Sadie's direction and saw the wicked smile he wore.

"I never miss twice." He shouted to him. Pratley glanced back towards the weapon, it was so close. . . he took off at a run once more, now being pummeled by the cookies. They were razor sharp and tore at his skin with ease, but Pratley still continued onward.

"Albel!" He screamed out as he swung down and grabbed the katana up off the floor. Albel spun in the direction of Pratley's voice and saw the katana rapidly spinning towards him. He dodged the blade and spun to grab the hilt, all in one swift and subtle movement. Madd growled at the presence of the new weapon and swung a Tagalong grappling hook to try and knock the katana from Albel's hand. Albel threw his claw to knock the Tagalong hook out of its path. This gave Madd an opening that he took advantage of. Quickly he swung his right arm at Albel to try and land a punch. Albel was faster though and swung the blade down upon the shoulder of the attacking arm leaving Madd to soon find himself without the said limb. He writhed in pain upon the floor in an ever growing pool of his own blood. This infuriated Sadie to see his comrade in pain and within him grew a burning hatred for the man in purple.

He glared at him, fire burning in his eyes, as Albel slowly made his way toward the place where he stood. When he got there, Sadie fell back into the throne to stare at each other for several moments, Madd's sobs of agony could be heard in the background.

"So you mean business do you?" Sadie growled under his breath not once allowing his eyes to leave the others. Albel let out a single chuckle and swiftly swept at Sadie's spot on the grim seat only to hear the cold clank of metal on dry bone. He stared at the empty space on the throne for a moment and then quickly swung his entire body around just in time to see Sadie land upon his feet on the fancy tiled floor. Albel jabbed at Sadie again, but he dodged the strike with ease. Albel continued with a flurry of quick jabs and strikes but not a one hit Sadie as he danced around the blade.

This got old very quickly and Albel decided to instead strike out with his clawed hand. The surprise attack left Sadie with four deep gashes on the side of his face.

"Why you!!!" He screeched, making a kick for Albel's weapon and knocking it from his grip. As the sound of the metal clanged on the floor he lunged towards him once more, but instead of hitting Albel it was Sadie that was greeted with a knee square in his stomach. Albel brought his other leg up and kicked him with great force clear across the large room. He ran back to the throne and lifted it to the air only to throw it in the direction Sadie has flown.

The next thing to be heard was a loud banging clunk and a shrill cry of agony.

"Brace yourself!" Pratley shouted to his friend. Albel turned towards him to see the magical shoe box out, ready to end this battle once and for all. He ran to a wall and clung to a huge pillar just as Pratley tore the lid off, noticing to late that his katana was still on the floor.

Madd's severed arm came first, followed by Madd himself, Now unconscious from the amount of blood that had leaked from his wound. Next was the throne. God only knows how something so big could be pulled through a shoe box, but it was. And finally came Sadie, clawing at the floor trying and failing to find a decent hold, all the while howling things that are rather unfit to be repeated. He grabbed the edges of the shoe box and tried to pull himself out of its vortex, but it was just to strong and he quickly disappeared from sight. The lid of the shoe box snapped shut and the katana crashed against it, saved just in time. Only a single one of Madd's sashes remained of the two leaders.

Pratley and Albel walked over to where it sat and Albel picked it up off the ground and placed it over his shoulder.

"Good job Pratley!" Albel said giving Pratley a pat on the back. They searched the lair to get rid of the traps that had gone unused and lock all the chef hats into a storage room until later when they could be confined in jail.

With the evil forces of Sadie and Madd out of the way, Pratley and Albel took control of the Girl Scouts and sold the delicious cookies to the people of the cities for a good and much more reasonable price, bringing happiness and joy to the world once again.

The End